1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:05,422 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 2 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:10,177 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 3 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:14,097 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 5 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:24,566 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:29,196 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 7 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:33,825 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 8 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:38,497 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 9 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:43,168 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 10 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:47,798 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 11 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:52,135 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 12 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:56,265 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪ 13 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,781 Hello? 14 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,700 Bonsoir, Monsieur Clements? 15 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,663 English, please. English. 16 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:23,917 Uh, Mr. Clements, we have just received word from Los Angeles. 17 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,503 There has been an automobile accident. 18 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,256 Mrs. Clements is dead. 19 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,569 You're supposed to talk to me. 20 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,119 Who is it you want killed? 21 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,998 Me. 22 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,045 What's the matter? You sick or somethin'? 23 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,508 Yes, I'm sick. 24 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,887 Did you bring the money? 25 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,488 Listen, uh... 26 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,824 Today is Tuesday. 27 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:09,411 I need some time to get my affairs in order. 28 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,540 - I'd like it not to happen until Friday. - I'll tell him. 29 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,751 And I don't care where, I don't care when. 30 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:22,215 In fact, I don't even want to know. I just need until Friday. 31 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,550 I'll tell him. 32 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,594 Trust me, everything about this litigation is pro forma. 33 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,139 - Uh... Roger? - Alan. 34 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,850 Jill is just trying to find the file with your will in it. 35 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,103 /-Um, just-- just a few minutes. - Fine, thank you. 36 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,997 Hey! 37 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,460 Hey! 38 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,922 Hey! 39 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,059 Roger, what's wrong? 40 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,871 Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched? 41 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,999 Are you being bugged? Just give us a call, and we'll find the thug. 42 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,168 Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick, or John, 43 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,879 we won't quit until he is gone. 44 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,510 Yes. I am wearing a pale green dress. 45 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,513 How did you know? 46 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,848 You're watching me? 47 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,769 Right now? 48 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,982 Hello? Hello? 49 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,152 - Morning, Miss DiPesto. - Morning, Miss Hayes. 50 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,113 - Is Mr. Addison in yet? - About 20 minutes now. 51 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,157 Hold all his calls for the next couple of minutes, will you? 52 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,251 David! 53 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,338 - Miss DiPesto, I can't find him anywhere. - Hi, Mr. Addison. 54 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,965 - Hi, Miss DiPesto. - David! 55 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,883 - Maddie! - I was just looking for you. 56 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,261 You were? What a coincidence. Here I am! 57 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,721 - Is there any way we can talk? - What if we use mouths and tongues? 58 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,348 Your office. 59 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,892 No putting one over on you. That is my office. 60 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,407 - I need a favor. - Done. 61 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,076 - What do you mean "done"? - I mean whatever you need, it's done. 62 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,703 Whatever favor you want, you got it. 63 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,371 Don't you want to hear what it is first? 64 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,498 - Okay, but I don't need to. - You don't need to? 65 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,917 No. I can't think of anything you'd want 66 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,961 - that I wouldn't want to help you with. - It involves a wedding. 67 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,546 Actually, a thought does come to mind. 68 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,339 I have a cousin in Chicago. 69 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,883 She's getting married for the second time. 70 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,719 - Oh, your cousin. - I can't tell you what it's like 71 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,013 - to go to a family wedding alone. - Wait a second. 72 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,764 You get introduced to everyone there who's male, single, 73 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,808 - and can still breathe. - Are you-- 74 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,436 - They always make sure you catch the bouquet. - You want me-- 75 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,688 And I have yet to meet a photographer who didn't think I had terrific bone structure, 76 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,398 and haven't I always wanted to model 77 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,984 for some tasteful, highly artistic nudes? 78 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:38,114 - I don't believe it. - So, what I was wondering was... 79 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,909 if I could get you to take me. 80 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,452 I'd be delighted. 81 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,415 - What? - Well, I'd rather you weren't delighted. 82 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,917 - Weren't delighted? - Weren't delighted. 83 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,668 I'd rather you were... fine with it. 84 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,128 - Fine with it? - Fine with it. 85 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,047 - Fine, I'm fine with it. - No, you're not. 86 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,173 You're delighted. 87 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,260 - I'm sorry. - No, you're not. 88 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,304 You're right. No, I'm not. Actually, I'm confused. 89 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,847 Why wouldn't you want to go someplace with someone 90 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,224 who is delighted to be taking you? 91 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,892 - You wouldn't understand. - I wouldn't. 92 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,352 You wouldn't. See, originally, 93 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,895 I was supposed to go with my dentist, Jordan. 94 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,732 You got a dentist named after an almond? 95 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,275 What's nice about going places with Jordan 96 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,444 - is that he's an NSM. - Military guy, huh? 97 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,988 NSM, "Nice, Safe Man." He's nice, he's safe-- 98 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,990 All right, all right. I can guess the rest. 99 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,034 - So you were gonna go with this eunuch and-- - NSM. 100 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,744 - NSM. And what happened? - Mrs. Peterson. 101 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,371 - Mrs. Peterson? - Mrs. Peterson. 102 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,248 Jordan was doing a root canal, and she bit him. 103 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,375 - Bit him? - Bit him. 104 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,126 Guess Mrs. Peterson didn't think he was such a nice, safe man. 105 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,628 Now he's gotta stay in town and get shots 106 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,837 for the next 10 days. 107 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,757 Well, his loss is my gain. 108 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,260 - There you go again, acting delighted! - I'm sorry. 109 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,720 - I'll try and do something about that. - I'm serious! 110 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,224 My whole family's gonna be at this wedding. I'm gonna have enough to worry about 111 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,518 - without worrying about you being delighted all the time. - I'm not that delighted. 112 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,895 - Wondering if I'm having a good time. - What do I care? 113 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,814 Every time we go someplace, rushing to pick up the check. 114 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,524 Hey, my wallet's glued to the inside of my pocket. 115 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,567 Quizzing me what our sleeping arrangements will be. 116 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,992 You said you wanted safe, not dead. 117 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,327 I can see this is going to be a fun weekend. 118 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,038 - Maybe we should forget about it. - Maybe we should! 119 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,915 Good. 120 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,838 - I can't. - No backbone. I like that in a woman. 121 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,883 Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could just rent a guy? 122 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:25,013 Someone you could take home for Thanksgiving and Christmas and special occasions. 123 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,516 Someone you could put back in the box and return when the occasion was over. 124 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,643 - Like a tux. - Exactly like a tux. 125 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,854 - Or a car. - Exactly like a car. 126 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,939 - But there isn't. - Doggone it. 127 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,275 So I guess it's me and you. 128 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,987 Maddie... 129 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,655 If you'd really feel more comfortable 130 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,241 actually paying someone, I would be willing 131 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,493 to look at this as purely a business proposition. 132 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,829 - Really? - Really. 133 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,456 If it would make you feel more comfortable. 134 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,583 But would it make you uncomfortable? 135 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,335 No. No, not in the least. 136 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,714 Well, thank you. That would make me feel better. 137 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,258 - Then it's settled. - It's settled. 138 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,010 Thank you, David. 139 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,929 So how much? 140 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,480 - How much what? - How much do I get for the trip? 141 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,107 For the trip? You mean how much money for the trip? 142 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,279 I don't know, um... 143 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,532 Let's see, there's the cost of the flight and the hotel. 144 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:30,161 And you're gonna have to rent formalwear. Naturally, I'll pay for all that. 145 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:34,540 - I mean over and above. - Over? And above? I don't know. 146 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,085 - Couple hundred dollars? - To not wonder whether you're having a good time? 147 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,921 - It's only a starting place. - To not pick up all the checks? 148 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,881 - To sleep where I'm told? - There's some elastic in the figure. What's your price? 149 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,800 $1,200, on the barrelhead. 150 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,553 You... 151 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,973 ... are eye crust. 152 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,350 The better to see you with, my dear. 153 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,144 - You are navel lint. - Expensive navel lint. 154 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,605 - You are... - Don't go much lower. 155 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,732 They'll take us off the air. 156 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,527 Oh! 157 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,737 Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison, there's a man here to see you. 158 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,405 Not now! We're fighting! 159 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,615 Yes, sirs. 160 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,326 $1,200? 161 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,539 $1,200? 162 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,292 Keep your voice down. That figure leaks out, this place is gonna be crawling with women. 163 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,920 I'm sorry to interrupt, 164 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,588 but this man says he's really in a hurry. 165 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,756 In a minute! 166 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,633 Aye-aye. 167 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:31,973 I would rather go to this wedding alone than pay you or any other man $1,200. 168 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,476 I understand your reaction. It sounds like a lot of money, but check around, Maddie. 169 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,938 You want a guy who's reasonably good-looking, decent table manners, no open sores, 170 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,815 1,200 is what it's gonna run you. 171 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,859 Get the hell out of-- 172 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,528 Hello. 173 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,656 I'm sorry to barge in, but... 174 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,991 if I don't get some help quickly, 175 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,160 I'll be dead within 48 hours. 176 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,078 What do you think? 177 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,872 I'll remember where we left off. 178 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,541 Won't you have a seat? 179 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,630 Slow down. You're gonna pass it. 180 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,841 Imagine that poor Mr. Clements loving his wife so much 181 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,051 that he couldn't bear the thought of living without her. 182 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,471 Imagine that poor Mr. Clements finding out his wife was still alive 183 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,016 after he'd already scheduled his big finale. 184 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,436 Tomorrow, rain or shine. No exchanges, no returns. 185 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,939 - We will be able to stop it, won't we? - We'll sure try. 186 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,818 Nice thing about a case like this, though, either way, it's over in 24 hours. 187 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,538 - I'm not going in there. - Maddie, it'll be fine. 188 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,749 Just keep your hands in your pockets and, for God sakes, 189 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,626 don't sit on anything that's been sat on before. 190 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713 Who is this man? 191 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,051 Why is he rubbing his filthy clothing on my car? Who is he? 192 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,260 He's the Avon lady. 193 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,973 - Why are they doing that? - Would you rather they use their tongues? 194 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,060 - Where are you going? - I'm going in that filthy, disgusting bookstore. 195 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,853 You're leaving me here? I don't want to stay here. 196 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,980 - Well, then come with me. - In there? 197 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,399 Maddie, I promise I will not let any of these filthy men 198 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,027 with any of their disgusting thoughts get anywhere near you. 199 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,783 Here you go, fellas. Split that three ways. 200 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,875 She makes me come here. I hate this place. 201 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,044 Hey, my man! 202 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,589 Where can I get a job around here? 203 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,431 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my badness. 204 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,810 Look at this stuff. I don't even know what some of this stuff is for. 205 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,186 Oh, well, the-- 206 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,355 Beats me. 207 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,440 Be right back. 208 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,945 Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find booth number three? 209 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,450 Aha. 210 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,578 First living brain donor. 211 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,621 The booths are in the back. 212 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,172 Three's okay, but four and seven are really the best. 213 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,174 Really? Thank you. 214 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,968 Gee, I'm glad I ran into you. 215 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,179 Nice. 216 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,807 If a rash develops, discontinue use. 217 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,147 Ah. Oh. Uh. 218 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,648 Learnin' anything? 219 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,365 Jimmy, come on, hurry up and get out of there. 220 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,743 Your sister has to use the bathroom. 221 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,796 This is where he came to buy a murder? 222 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,423 That's what the man said. 223 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,677 Gee, what usually happens in these rooms? 224 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,929 What, pray tell, makes you think I would know? 225 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,394 All right, then. What, pray tell, makes you think I would tell you? 226 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,606 - Let's get on with it. - Or, in this case, off with it. 227 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,942 ♪ One for the money, two for the glitz ♪ 228 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,819 ♪ Three to get ready, now let's see some-- ♪ 229 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,820 David. 230 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,824 Something. Let's-- let's see something. 231 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,839 David. 232 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,967 What is that woman going to do in there? 233 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,680 David... 234 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,100 that woman is going to take off her clothes. 235 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,189 David, that woman is taking off her clothes. 236 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,821 David, that woman has taken off her clothes. 237 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,990 David, are you listening to me? David, what are you doing? 238 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,244 I'm making sure we don't run out of quarters! 239 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,587 Is there something special you two would like to see? 240 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,923 Well, as a matter of fact-- 241 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,637 We are representing a man named Roger Clements. 242 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,765 Roger Clements. Does that name mean anything to you? 243 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,018 Representing? What does that mean, "representing"? 244 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:32,356 What is this, uh, like, vicarious pleasure? 245 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,692 Do you remember him? He came in here. 246 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,736 He tried to hire someone, a murderer. 247 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,738 He told you he was ill. 248 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,575 - You two police? - We work for Mr. Clements. 249 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,244 So, what is the problem with this Mr. Clements? 250 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,204 Does he have an engagement for Friday? 251 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373 Would he like to reschedule for Saturday? 252 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,250 He'd like to call it off. 253 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,963 - Wait, a quarter! - Okay. Hey, wait. 254 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,257 - Give! - Here! Here! Here! 255 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,967 Give me those. 256 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,099 Keeps you on your toes, doesn't it? 257 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,268 So he wants to call it off. 258 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,312 How come he didn't come here himself? 259 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,814 He's scared... he's not sure 260 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,025 that whoever it is that's supposed to do this thing 261 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,277 isn't following him, waiting to do it. 262 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,529 He's prepared to pay to call it off. 263 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,573 Yeah, well, he's gonna have to. 264 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,284 This isn't a department store. We don't take returns. 265 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,829 I don't even know if I can contact the people. 266 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,748 I mean, I don't know. 267 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,000 He asked us to offer you this. 268 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,048 It's the same amount he paid to arrange the murder in the first place. 269 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,892 Do you have a number where you can be reached... any time of the day? 270 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,019 Anything you can do. 271 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,272 Friday is less than 13 hours away. Anything you can do-- 272 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,238 It'll be okay. 273 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,741 She'll find him. She'll contact him. 274 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,910 Call the whole thing off. 275 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,788 It'll be okay. 276 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,499 - You think so? - Yeah. 277 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,084 No. 278 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,795 It'll be okay. 279 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,507 Have you thought about 280 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,217 what we're gonna tell Mr. Clements? 281 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,553 Don't worry about it. Just let me do the talking. 282 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,670 Evening. 283 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,840 - Mr. Addison, Miss Hayes. - Got that right. 284 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,719 I thought I told you to stay away from this window. Come on. 285 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,430 - You caught me, huh? - Mr. Clements, it's no joke. 286 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,141 - Someone with a high-powered rifle-- - I'm sorry, it's just... 287 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,643 I know she's out there somewhere. 288 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,397 So how did the two of you do? 289 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,316 We found the person you spoke to. 290 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,568 She said she was going to try and reach the people involved. 291 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,902 - Try? - Try. 292 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,906 - And what do we do meanwhile? - We sit and wait. 293 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,993 - Here? All night? - Here all night, or until she calls. 294 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,996 And then I promise you, we'll find Mrs. Clements. 295 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,332 Miss DiPesto, you can go home now. 296 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,208 Thank you, Miss Hayes. 297 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,669 Mr. Addison... 298 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,631 - see you in the morning? - I'm afraid you will. 299 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,884 I think I'll stretch out in my office. 300 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,261 Feel free to take the couch. 301 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,249 Hello? I mean, Blue Moon. 302 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,459 Huh? 303 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,336 Who? 304 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,962 Yeah. Yeah, he's right here. 305 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,593 Hello? 306 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,011 Yes, this is Roger Clements. 307 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,014 You did? 308 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,434 You were? 309 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,859 I really, I-- I don't know how to thank you. 310 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,152 Money works. 311 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,739 She said it was all taken care of. 312 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:55,744 They called off the dogs. So I'm free to cancel my will, make dinner plans for Monday. 313 00:24:55,744 --> 00:25:00,332 - Now watch, I'll die in a car accident, right? - Don't be silly, Mr. Clements. 314 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,253 So, what do we do now? 315 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:08,215 - Go to our respective homes. - And get some respective sleep. 316 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,883 And the first thing Monday morning? 317 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,302 We begin searching for Mrs. Clements. 318 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,304 Thank you. Thank you both. 319 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,273 Oh, my goodness. Excuse me. What time do you have? 320 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,858 About 31 hours to the wedding. 321 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,288 So, what was your cop like? 322 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,710 I had this girl cop. 323 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,587 First time. 324 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,007 I mean, first time I was ever interrogated by a girl cop. 325 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,762 Sounds weird. "Girl cop." 326 00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:01,226 Excuse me. I mean, "woman cop." 327 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,896 Wait a second. There's gotta be some other word for that. 328 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,483 Copette? 329 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,488 All right, I'll work on it. 330 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,114 Anyway, it was really weird. 331 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,909 I mean, 'cause I'm sitting there in this chair. 332 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,119 And this girl-- this woman-- 333 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,207 is walking back and forth in front of me, asking me these questions. 334 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,668 And, I mean, I had to ask her... 335 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:29,630 like six, seven times to repeat the question 336 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:34,301 because, I mean, I'm sitting there and right at eye level... 337 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,719 is her, uh... 338 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,307 Well, you know. 339 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,227 Her, uh... womanhood. 340 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,561 Womanhoods. 341 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,149 And, I mean, it's not like there's anything else in the room to look at, 342 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,276 except a bright light. 343 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,737 Course, maybe that's their strategy. 344 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,949 They figure that if you're looking at her... 345 00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:01,078 trying to figure out whether this woman copette is wearing any underwear, 346 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,413 maybe you're not as prone to lie. 347 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,874 What do you think? 348 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,130 All right, let me ask you a question. 349 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,714 Sort of related. 350 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,258 You know how some women wear them bras 351 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,134 with the flowery lace on them? 352 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,428 And then they-- they put a shirt on, 353 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:22,099 and you can see the flowery lace showing through. Why do they do that? 354 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:25,519 I mean, you're looking up there, and you don't wanna see any outlines of flowery lace. 355 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,230 There's only one reason you're looking up there. 356 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,983 Somebody ought to tell women about that, you know? 357 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:39,449 You know, sometimes, when I get tired... 358 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,494 I just start talking. I say whatever comes into my brain. 359 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:56,466 Well, I don't know about you, but I am one tired jamoke. 360 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,387 Hit that. 361 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,559 All right. You get your stuff, I'll get my stuff, 362 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,686 - and I'll meet you down at the heap, okay? - Okay. 363 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,748 I'll ring for the elevator while you're getting your stuff. 364 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:39,051 Maddie, come on, the elevator's here! 365 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,555 No, it's not. 366 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,854 Maddie? 367 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,689 She's out there somewhere, David. 368 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,566 Uh-oh. 369 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,360 She is. She's out there. 370 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,658 - No, she's not. - Yes, she is. 371 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,163 - No, she's not. - Yes, she is. 372 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,960 No, she's not. 373 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,836 Let's ask them. Is she out there? 374 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,757 - See? - I don't care, David. 375 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,843 I think Mrs. Clements is out there, and I think we have to find her. 376 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,638 - Why? - Why? David, Clements paid us 377 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,974 to do two jobs: prevent his death and find his wife. 378 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,726 We failed at the first. The least we can do is finish the second. 379 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,853 Whoa, whoa, ho, ho. Back up. 380 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,314 The first, the wrongful death of Roger Clements, 381 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,024 is now a matter for the police. 382 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,694 Po-lice. You ever hear of them? 383 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,655 Public servants who are paid with our tax dollars. 384 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:46,034 The second, the possible but highly unlikely sighting of Mrs. Clements 385 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,578 from a fifth-story window is not even worth discussing! 386 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,455 - David-- - But I guess we will anyway. 387 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,041 Maddie, when it came to his wife, the man was not normal. 388 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,544 He was 50 feet in the air when he saw her. If he saw her. 389 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,796 And it's my vote that he didn't saw her. He only thought he saw her! 390 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,716 - But, David-- - But, Maddie, it's 11:30 on a Friday night. 391 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,136 Friday night. You and I haven't slept in a bed for two days. 392 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,263 Tomorrow is a weekend. 393 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,433 It just seems to me this is something we can discuss on Monday... 394 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:13,311 when we're awake... showered... conscious. 395 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,063 - Never mind, I'll find her myself. - How about this? 396 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,648 How about we get on the red-eye, we go to Chicago, 397 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,608 check into the Drake Hotel, go to a wedding, 398 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,902 eat a little cake, drink a little champagne, dance the Bunny Hop. 399 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,030 Come on, it's the... 400 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,449 stuff dreams are made of. 401 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,702 And I'm prepared to go at no cost whatsoever to you. 402 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:33,248 Come on, Maddie. Let's let it lay. 403 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:36,585 - David, I can't. -"I can't." 404 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:47,262 What time you want me to pick you up in the morning? 405 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:50,015 - How does a little after 10 sound? - Great. 406 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,683 Sounds like noon. 407 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,413 3:00 here, 5:00 in Chi-Town. 408 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,791 - So? - So... 409 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,877 wedding's been cooking for a couple hours now. Getting good and sloppy. 410 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,296 - Sloppy? - Sloppy. 411 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,215 First few hours of a wedding don't count. 412 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,967 It's very formal, very sober. 413 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,761 In-laws still friendly. 414 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,931 But the last few hours, very sloppy. 415 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:34,351 Champagne flowing. Tongues flapping. 416 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,854 Hungry guys hoping there's no such thing as a maid of honor. 417 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,941 Bridesmaids trying to find out who really is the best man. 418 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,192 What's your point? 419 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,443 No point. 420 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:48,073 I just hope you'll ask me again. 421 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,161 I just hope I'm smart enough to say yes. 422 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,582 And I just hope we're smart enough to go. 423 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,752 - What does that mean? - It means, I don't know why we're here. 424 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,379 It's Saturday. 425 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:06,091 Maddie, we have covered all the bases. 426 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,927 The police report has her dead. 427 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,096 The newspaper reports have her dead. 428 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,265 The salvage yard has a car that's dead. 429 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,725 I think it's time we face facts. 430 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:17,561 This woman took a Sunday drive 431 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,063 down a 200-foot cliff without a road. 432 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,316 You're forgetting something, David-- there's no body. They haven't found a body. 433 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,277 Big ocean, Maddie. 434 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,903 Lots of places to hide. 435 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:29,865 Okay. 436 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,659 Okay? 437 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,370 - Okay, what? - Okay, I'm satisfied. 438 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,414 Don't change the subject. What are you saying? 439 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,082 I'm saying you're right. 440 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,044 Of course I'm right! 441 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,964 Well, now that we've got that settled, the night's still young. 442 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,508 I still got a rented tux. You still got a formal. 443 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,135 What do you say we crash a high school prom? 444 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,636 David, do you know what we should do? 445 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,222 Get a corsage? Rent a limo? 446 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,057 - Spike the punch? - Give back the money. 447 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,392 - Give back the money? - Give back the money. 448 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,852 - Whose money? - Clements' money. 449 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,770 Clements' money? What are you, nuts?! 450 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,230 - We didn't do anything to earn it. - Earn it? Earn it? 451 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,607 Who died and left you John Houseman? 452 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,567 David, we cannot accept money for services 453 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:08,153 - we were unable to render. - Maybe you can't, but I can. 454 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,280 Not as long as you're working for me. We're going to give it back. 455 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,616 For who? For what? Last time we saw Clements, 456 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,534 they were scraping him off the ceiling of our garage. 457 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,244 Who you gonna give the money back to? 458 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,955 - His estate. - His estate? His estate? 459 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,166 What's he gonna do with it? Go to Fiji? Get a new car? 460 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,627 - Get himself another estate? - David, we didn't do the job. 461 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,879 Look. I'll be the first to admit, on the face of it, 462 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,299 - our batting average is a little low. - A little low? It's nil. 463 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,719 But the fact remains, we blew an anything-can-happen weekend in the Windy City. 464 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,138 And you wanna know why? Because we tried. We tried! 465 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,182 But the man's still dead, and the woman's still gone. 466 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,892 David, I can't help the way I feel. 467 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,810 - Who are you calling? - Clements' attorney. 468 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,812 - He'll know what to do with the check. - Clements'... 469 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,065 Clements' attorney? Maddie, stop. Think about it. 470 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,567 Give yourself the weekend to mull it over. Besides, it's Saturday. 471 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,278 - He's not even gonna be in. - Hello, this is Madelyn Hayes. 472 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,989 I was wondering if the attorney for the late Roger Clements was in. 473 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,367 Oh, you are. 474 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,286 You knew that was coming, didn't you? 475 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,707 You, uh-- you the folks who called? 476 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,043 I'm Madelyn Hayes, and this is David Addison. 477 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,169 Come in. 478 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,091 It's, uh, kind of funny you should call. 479 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,385 I'm not usually here on Saturdays. 480 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,765 Um... yeah. 481 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,851 Excuse the mess. I'm moving my practice, uh... 482 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,646 Here. Uh... won't you sit down? 483 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,232 I don't think that'll be necessary. This won't take long. 484 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:30,527 Our client, Mr. Clements-- your client, Mr. Clements-- 485 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,530 paid us for services we were unable to render. 486 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:36,366 - We're here to give his money back. - Give it back? 487 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,285 - That's what I said. - We can't keep it. 488 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,664 Well, uh, that's awfully, um... 489 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,166 magnanimous. 490 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,876 I must say, I'm a bit surprised. 491 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:51,464 Though... everything about Roger has been a surprise. 492 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,676 We all knew he loved Celia. 493 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,929 We all knew he'd grieve. 494 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,181 But nobody realized how much. 495 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,183 How deeply. 496 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,564 Listen, I-- I appreciate what you're doing. 497 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:10,650 I'm sure Roger would appreciate what you're doing. But, um... 498 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,860 it's not necessary. 499 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,779 It's not as though the money will be missed. 500 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,198 Trust me, Roger was a wealthy man. 501 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,284 His heirs will be well taken care of. 502 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,911 Why don't you keep this? 503 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,789 Good day, Mr. Margolese. 504 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,334 Good day. Toodles. 505 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,385 - You're mad, aren't you? - Nope. Just in a hurry. 506 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,062 Can we at least talk about it? 507 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,064 No time. I gotta get this monkey suit 508 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,774 back to Harvey's Tuxedo Junction by 5:00 509 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,150 or I gotta pay for the whole weekend. 510 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,445 You didn't utter a word the whole drive back from the lawyer's. 511 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:01,284 You wanna tell me what's on your... 512 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,078 What you're thinking about? 513 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:07,999 No. 514 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,502 That's okay. 515 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,545 We've already had this conversation. 516 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,963 We've had it to death. 517 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,467 Different cases, different dollars. 518 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,219 But we have had this conversation. 519 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,054 This is about the money! 520 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,723 No. not "the" money. 521 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,975 "That" money. The money you gave away today. 522 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,310 Pardon me. 523 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,105 - Can I ask you something? - Would you put it in writing? 524 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,107 - If you had taken that money-- - If you had let me! 525 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,525 How would you have slept tonight? 526 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,235 Same as always. On my stomach, 527 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:37,195 boxers tangled around my ankles. 528 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,782 Mental picture's something, isn't it? 529 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:42,534 Addison, have you no integrity 530 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,327 in that flea's butt of a soul of yours?! 531 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,371 No. 532 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,708 I'd love to stay and chat, but there's no grace period at Harvey's. 533 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,001 Excuse me. 534 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,504 I guess I wasn't looking where I was going. 535 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:57,465 If you had any idea of how you'd look, you'd pay a little more attention. 536 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,718 Can we help you? 537 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,887 - I don't know. - I do. 538 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,931 Unless you're Lindbergh's baby or Jimmy Hoffa, 539 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,058 it's gonna wait 'til Monday. 540 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,144 My name is Celia Clements. 541 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,398 Who?! 542 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,776 Celia Clements. 543 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,030 Maybe it's not too late to get the money back. 544 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,660 You know, Roger used to joke: 545 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,748 "Without you in my life, Celia, life wouldn't be worth living." 546 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,292 I guess he wasn't joking after all. 547 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,378 - Guess not. - You think I'm awful, don't you? 548 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:39,090 Faking my death, causing Roger so much pain. 549 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:44,387 You won't understand this, but Roger loved me... too much. 550 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,724 At first, I enjoyed the attention, 551 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:51,144 being the center of someone's life. 552 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:56,274 But after a while, one by one, he ran off everyone in our lives. 553 00:37:56,274 --> 00:38:00,236 Friends, family, until it was just the two of us. 554 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,822 It was like being slowly smothered. 555 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:06,326 He began treating me like some priceless antique. 556 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:10,246 So fragile. A treasure to be kept under lock and key. 557 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,708 He was even jealous of the dog. 558 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:18,004 He told me she ran away, but I saw her one day. I'm sure of it. 559 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:21,841 Riding down the freeway in the back of someone else's station wagon. 560 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:25,386 But why the phony accident? Why not a divorce? 561 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,598 I went to my attorney, told him I needed out. 562 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:31,684 He told me the law provided a remedy-- divorce. 563 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,646 We both knew that wasn't the answer, not with Roger. 564 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,315 He'd have me followed wherever I went. 565 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,944 Track me to the ends of the Earth, never giving me a moment's peace. 566 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:45,698 My death, however painful it was to Roger... 567 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,910 would at least be final. 568 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:51,162 He'd go on with his life... 569 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,830 and I'd go on with mine. 570 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,874 But it didn't quite work out that way. 571 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:58,419 When Mr. Margolese called and told me Roger had contacted him, 572 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,880 wanting to make an appointment to discuss his will-- 573 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,799 Wait a second, Margolese knew you-- 574 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,760 He knows you're alive? 575 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,846 I told you, he called me. 576 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,098 I figured out what Roger was up to 577 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,433 and even went over to Mr. Margolese' office 578 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,810 to show him I was alive, 579 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,562 so he wouldn't go through with it. 580 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,939 But I couldn't bring myself to go into the building. 581 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,233 I guess I just didn't believe in my heart of hearts 582 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,943 he'd actually go through with it. 583 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,403 I guess there's nothing to do now 584 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,363 but mourn his loss and spend the money. 585 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,866 What money? I didn't want his money. 586 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,536 If I had wanted his money, I would have divorced him. 587 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,747 You mean, you'd let it all go to his heirs? 588 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:38,209 Heirs? What heirs? What are you talking about? 589 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,546 Margolese said his heirs would be well taken care of. 590 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,756 He must have been mistaken. 591 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,633 My husband had no heirs. 592 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,970 No relatives at all. He was adopted. 593 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:52,348 And he and his foster parents haven't spoken since he was 18. 594 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,232 What heirs? 595 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,109 You gave me quite a start. 596 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,781 Mr. Addison, Miss Hayes, is there something else I can help you with? 597 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:12,368 This afternoon, you said that the heirs to Roger Clements' estate... 598 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,912 were going to be well taken care of. 599 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,455 Just what did you mean by that? 600 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,332 I meant exactly what I said. 601 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:19,584 That his nephews, nieces, aunts, cousins, 602 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,545 anyone who had a claim to the Clements estate was gonna do just fine. 603 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,381 - Not according to Clements' wife. - His wife? 604 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,050 Yeah. 605 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,760 Client of yours. 606 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,763 Dark hair. Alive. 607 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,891 Legs that go from here to there and back again. 608 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,893 Think about it. You'll remember. 609 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,563 I think you're mistaken. Mrs. Clements passed away. 610 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:45,151 The late Mrs. Clements visited our office this afternoon. 611 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,904 Oh. 612 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,364 Why did you lie to us? 613 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:50,698 Lie? 614 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,201 I didn't lie. 615 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:56,287 I was merely perpetuating a useful fiction. 616 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,041 Trying to protect the interests of my client... 617 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,586 an extraordinarily unhappy woman who was being suffocated by her husband. 618 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,673 But there aren't any heirs. And I can't help but wonder, 619 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:09,050 what's gonna happen to all that money? 620 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:12,804 Mm... you're making a mountain out of a molehill, Miss Hayes. 621 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:17,475 The assets of the estate will be put into a trust for Mrs. Clements, period. 622 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,018 And who's the trustee for this trust? 623 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:22,730 Guilty as charged. It's my job to see that 624 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,357 she gets all the money that's coming to her. 625 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,150 But she doesn't want anything. 626 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,652 She doesn't expect a dime. 627 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:34,659 I think what we have here is a failure to remunerate. 628 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,036 What exactly are you trying to say? 629 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:40,373 That perhaps the trustee of this trust is not to be trusted. 630 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:42,542 You knew Clements' game all along! 631 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,460 But when he decided to call it on account of hope, 632 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,754 you made sure all nine innings were played. 633 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,297 - What? - What? 634 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,508 Don't gang up on me. I don't write this stuff. 635 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,176 You killed him, didn't you? 636 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,720 You made it look like the killing he ordered, 637 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,680 so you could help yourself to his estate. 638 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,516 That's why you're packing, isn't it? 639 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,727 So you can leave town before anyone's the wiser. 640 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,397 I-- I think you two are letting your imaginations run away with you. 641 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,859 Me? No! I wouldn't let my imagination run away with me. 642 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,361 Not overnight, anyway, not unless there was a good dinner in it! 643 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:15,825 Th-- there's something I want to show you. Here. 644 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:18,619 Just, uh, take a look at these estate papers. 645 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,830 Look, right-- start there. 646 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,583 "If you and your family want good luck for now and forevermore, 647 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,502 send six copies of this letter to six peo--" 648 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:27,962 What the... 649 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,340 - David, you know what this means. - I sure do. 650 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,967 Start the chase music, boys! 651 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,436 Oh! David! 652 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:44,854 Here. David. 653 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,858 Whyah! Wha! Hyah! Ha! Whuh! 654 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:50,318 En garde! 655 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:11,047 I hope I didn't upset your plans, Sergeant Garcia. 656 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,507 Whoa! Ha! 657 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:15,051 Zorro will make you taste hard steel! 658 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,267 Oh! 659 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,355 - Get off of me! - Just my luck. 660 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,899 Finally get you prone, and I'm facing the wrong way. 661 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,442 Uhh! Get-- 662 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,444 Come back here, you crook! 663 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:36,906 David! 664 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,084 Uh-oh. 665 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,669 The old 7-10 split. 666 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,797 Don't you wanna try for a spare? 667 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,181 Seems like the only way out is up here. 668 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,767 Looks like it's all over, Margolese. 669 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,729 Then again, I could be wrong. 670 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,324 Where are you going? 671 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,372 Here! 672 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,209 What am I supposed to do with this?! 673 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,671 David! 674 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:44,891 David... David... 675 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,894 Ah! Oh! Uh! 676 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,606 You're pretty handy with a hose! 677 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,234 Say good night, David. 678 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,652 Good night, David. 679 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:12,126 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 680 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:17,006 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 681 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:20,968 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 682 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:26,557 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 683 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:31,228 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 684 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:35,900 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 685 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:40,696 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 686 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:45,493 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 687 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:49,956 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 688 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:54,669 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 689 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:58,798 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 690 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:08,808 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪